Live the same

So, a little about my friend - he's almost 6'1", used to work out at the gym, and frankly, I wouldn't want to piss him off. This is important for what happened next. Anyway, after the drunk tourist finally stopped trying to scratch my eyes out and "calmed down", a huge guy in a hotel entertainer uniform ran out of the same bushes she had jumped out of, clearly intending to "calm down" me too.

But to my surprise, he quickly and unexpectedly fell on the sand next to the drunk tourist. You see, my friend is afraid of dogs, but not people. This little turn of events completely scared the dogs and they ran away. After that, we didn't look for a phone - completely forgot about it, haha. We went to find the girls we were hanging out with, to tell them what happened, and then go to the hospital. Good thing I had great insurance.

We jumped on my scooter and headed to the hospital. We got there without any problems – but it turned out the hospital was closed! Even the emergency room doors were locked and no one was answering.

But we quickly realized why – the night staff were celebrating Christmas too. They were drinking, dancing and having fun in the parking lot behind the building!

I wonder what they thought when they saw two guys – one of them was covered in blood and the other looked like a tank.

Then we realized that neither of them spoke English and we didn’t speak Spanish. All I knew was that “dog” in Spanish is perro, but I said espero – which actually means “hope”.

So there I was, pointing to my bloody hand, torn shorts and bitten butt, saying something like “espero clack-clack” – it was like a game of charades! The doctors were rolling with laughter. 😅  

Luckily, they had phones with internet, and once they stopped laughing, they used a translator to finally understand what happened...