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So, one dog is hanging on my arm, another has its teeth in my butt, and a third is running around trying to bite my legs. My friend is desperately trying to chase them away... Could it get any worse? Apparently so!
A tourist jumps out of the bushes about 10 meters away from us - screaming something completely unintelligible, trying to pull up her shorts, because she literally jumped out of the bushes with her bare butt! She was drunk - or more likely, high - and screaming, heading straight for me. I had no idea what she was saying, and frankly, I had other problems... the dogs still wouldn't let go.
But then she comes up to me, and I finally realize that she is screaming "Don't touch my dogs!" - as if I was the one touching them, hahaha.
And then, still screaming at me, she digs her disgusting fake nails into my face, either trying to gouge my eyes out or just scratch me to bits... 1 reply
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