Wife: “Did you put a pear in a plastic container in the fridge?”

Me: “…no.”

Wife: “Well if you didn’t and I didn’t, who did?”

Me: “It’s a pear-a-dox.” 

Wife: 

https://media.tenor.com/DM_pZTBcTJgAAAAC/thumbs-down-unimpressed

Noun 730 | based & optimistic Ξthereum Ξnjoyoor | founder: zerorights.media, zeropod.xyz and the /yellow collective

Do these jokes ever drive your wife bananas

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Host of the /mls channel. 
Working on @gmgoodmusic
Lover of Music NFTs and coffee

have to imagine once he gets going its a slippery slope.