Wife: “Did you put a pear in a plastic container in the fridge?”

Me: “…no.”

Wife: “Well if you didn’t and I didn’t, who did?”

Me: “It’s a pear-a-dox.” 

Wife: 

https://media.tenor.com/DM_pZTBcTJgAAAAC/thumbs-down-unimpressed

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Do these jokes ever drive your wife bananas

https://media.tenor.com/3xoRK7hFE3gAAAAC/patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants

I would have approved that joke. I’m guessing your wife gave you an eye roll though

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Thanks for making this 90min recital I’m watching a bit better