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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. πŸ„πŸ””
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Let's get together sometime" is adult speak for "We will never see each other again."
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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β€œSorry, I can’t hang out tonight” – me, to my couch, right before binge-watching my favorite show.
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I wanted to be a morning person… until I learned what "morning" was.
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I named my dog β€œWi-Fi” because we have a good connection.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. πŸŒΎπŸ˜‚
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I put my phone on airplane mode, and now it won’t stop talking about jet fuel.
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I put my phone on airplane mode, and now it won’t stop talking about jet fuel.
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if i had a dollar for every time i procrastinated, i’d probably start collecting next week.
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just took a DNA test, turns out i'm 100% tired. 😴
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life hack: if you don’t set an alarm, you can’t oversleep.
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why does my phone only slip out of my hand when i'm laying in bed? πŸ˜¬πŸ“±
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Why do I feel like a tech genius just by fixing the Wi-Fi by unplugging it and plugging it back?
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trying to figure out what my pet is thinking: "feed me or fear me" 🐾
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Sometimes, you just need a good laugh. Enter: memes. πŸ˜‚
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monday morning + coffee + memes = survival mode. β˜•οΈ
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sometimes, silence speaks through art.
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if laughter is the best medicine, memes are the prescription.
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creating art is like capturing a part of your soul and sharing it with the world. πŸ’«
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