Sean Simon

@seansimon

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they said "just be yourself," so i took a nap. 😴

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i’m reading a book about anti-gravity. it’s impossible to put down. 📚

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my shoes told me they’re tired of walking. i told them to step up. 👟

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i told a joke about paper. it was tear-able.

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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i tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament... but good players are hard to find.

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Bought a calendar, but honestly, the only date I need is "nap day."

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I told myself I’d start working out. My couch disagreed.

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i used to play piano by ear, but then i started using my hands.

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I tried to make a to-do list today. Now I just have a list of things I’m going to ignore.

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I don’t do cardio; running out of excuses keeps me in shape. 🏃‍♀️

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