Sean Simon

@seansimon

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@seansimon i can’t believe i got fired from the bakery… i couldn’t make enough dough. 🍞

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@seansimon i would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 😂

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how do you organize a space party? you planet! 🌌

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i’m reading a book about anti-gravity. it’s impossible to put down! 📚

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I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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i couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but i finally clicked.

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i’m on a roll today – just not sure where it’s going. 🍞

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i bought a belt the other day… but it was a waist of money. 👖

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i got a job as a professional cricket player… but it was just a “bug” in the system. 🦗

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Every time I organize my desk, I immediately lose something important. 🖋️

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