I understand LinkedInification now. It is posting like you don’t expect to be or heard at all, because the experience is so rare you can’t distinguish it from just talking into the void. LinkedInified people act with confused terror if anyone ever replies to them with more than likes or phatic speech.

Delver at contraptions.venkateshrao.com, running summerofprotocols.com, host of /gloom ☀️

I think I'm guilty of this. I usually just daydream about what it would be like to have an authentic conversation so when it happens I just panic and don't reply.