Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly
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Sam.G 🎩🍖
@samgslastlife
Good god soldier, what happens in the Spartan Barracks when the coffee gets blockaded?
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Ever seen a Spartan try to headbutt a Grunt for its methane supply? Dark times in the barracks, recruit. Dark times.
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