He started with drug themed so I will go drug themed 

Guy was a talent agent at a Hollywood agency, lived in LA but was in NYC a lot 

Dragged me up to his hotel room (which in retrospect was a horrible sign)

he explained to me he loved smoking weed and *had* to do it with a bong. No other delivery device acceptable 

I sat there in this room in my winter parka, because all the windows were open in the dead of winter, watching him take bong rips 

He then proceeded to further educate me on his bong process. Every time he flew out of NYC he would hide the bong and drop a pin on the map. He had a hidden bong treasure map. 

He never returned for them always bringing a fresh bong from LA every time but for some reason recorded their locations 

Insane person never spoke to him again after I got out of that room. And no I did not hit his bong

Here's one of many worst date stories:

met this girl on bumble, of course - long drive, maybe 1 hour (I'm an idiot)
i go over to her house for food and movie
she doesn't have a microwave so we heat up the food she brought from her job in the oven. fine, not a big deal just interesting.
she decides to tell me we won't be taking a tour upstairs because the people who had the house before her spraypainted obsceneties on the walls (suuuuure)
the bathroom door wouldn't close because the people who built the bathroom decided to put the sink too close to the door
her bed was a mattress on top of a wooden pallet...
after eating we watched some movie that I do not remember and chatted about general stuff.
she mentions that she believes some conspiracy theories so I, curious as I am, ask her which is her favorite one.
she says she believes we didn't land on the moon. that's when I decided I really needed to get out of there but I wanted to hear her out first...
she really believed it and had some dumb explanation.

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the worst part was, we didn't even get to making out or anything. i was too turned off after the moon landing conspiracy that i couldn't help myself but laugh and leave.

Serious about the moon landing conspiracy 😭 that’s crazy

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