Founders

my founders ate $1 nyc pizza everyday for a month before we got into YC cuz we were broke as hell

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make beautiful, functional, and ethically made candles at humankind.place

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raised $7m then failed and company died. so yeah still broke LOL

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Okay, but, as someone from the midwest, $1 NYC pizza sounds like a fantastic deal. I'll even take Sbarro-grade at that price.

https://media.tenor.com/uMM4m-H_Ds8AAAAC/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special.gif

yes yes convince VCs to hire chefs and cleaning services for founders

brings back memories. 

was not a founder then but was early employee at a very early stage startup taking a much lower salary than market. 

the only thing I ordered from doordash equivalent to treat myself every weekend was a single chicken dish I could get delivered for about 2$ with a coupon code I had discovered.