I just ate an abomination of a meal 

2 eggs and a slice of American cheese with some S&P. Microwaved. Disgustingly good. Haven’t done that since college.

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I was confused with your choice of deeming it an abomination till I read "microwaved" 😓

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Wow, almost feels like my perception of the world is shaken - gonna have to try this

I microwaved it to perfection. 30 seconds in. Out of the microwave. Back in for another 20 seconds. Whites were hot and cooked but yolks were nearly raw. When mixed, the whites began cooking the yolk. And it melted the cheese effectively. 

I think I had nearly perfect scrambled eggs.