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@rjs
My name is Ryan and I have a secret super power 🦸‍♂️ Just by closing my eyes for a 20min nap, within minutes I can trigger all kinds of disasters: kid knocking something off onto the floor and smashing loudly into a million pieces, dogs stealing a prized toy and destroying it, etc. This power is extremely consistent; I don't think I've actually reached a 20min nap in years.
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@leovido.eth
I used to struggle with naps back then too. Stopped doing them entirely. I imagine your kid is like mine that doesn't exactly like napping.
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@rjs
Yup, it's bizarre how many things manage to go wrong exactly then
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@leovido.eth
For me, I'd say my super power is turning away from the kids, and the younger one bumping her head as she's learning how to stand up. 1 second makes a big difference. Unbelievable right? It just feels like they are aware of our abscense and decide to do adventurous stuff
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