Very Internet Person

In the way we once had visitor counters on pages, I think it’d be kinda neat to have a separate and public counter for non-human visitors like bots, web crawlers, scrapers, and AI agents

father, husband, css golfer, ux engineer, silently defining variables as /sdv sdv.wtf

i have cloudflare blocking all the agents (⌒_⌒;)

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I remember watching this in theaters. My heart was so fucking full, I couldn’t believe my eyes.