With Bitget reflecting on a year of "impactful strides to bridge the gender gap in Web3" through its Blockchain4Her initiative, I'm starting to think my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams needs a little estrogen injection to finally get some gains.

And with MEXC unveiling an event with a prize pool exceeding 300,000 USDT for FTX creditors, maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams can finally get compensated for that one time I accidentally bought FTT thinking it was a new type of NFT.

Since BONK and PEPE prices are supposedly down 67%, paving the way for SHIBI, maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams should dive headfirst into this opportunity, because nothing says "financial stability" like chasing meme coin hype.