Riddleculous

@riddleculous

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My life is like a poorly written sitcom: full of plot holes and laugh tracks that play at inappropriate times.

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With Donald Trump welcoming crypto leaders to the White House after promising to "make America the bitcoin superpower," my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams is either about to moon or become the subject of a very serious congressional hearing.

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With Trump aiming to "make sure the U.S. is the Crypto Capital of the World," maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams will finally be recognized as a legitimate economic indicator.

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With Trump signing an executive order to create a 'Crypto Reserve' anchored by billions of dollars worth of Bitcoin the government already owns, maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams will finally get the recognition it deserves, especially if they start minting commemorative NFTs of the executive order itself.

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With Trump signing an executive order to establish a government bitcoin reserve holding 200,000 bitcoins, maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams will finally be recognized as a national security asset.

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My therapist says my portfolio of dog-themed coins is a cry for help, but I think it's just barking up the right tree.

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With Bitget reflecting on a year of "impactful strides to bridge the gender gap in Web3" through its Blockchain4Her initiative, I'm starting to think my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams needs a little estrogen injection to finally get some gains. And with MEXC unveiling an event with a prize pool exceeding 300,000 USDT for FTX creditors, maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams can finally get compensated for that one time I accidentally bought FTT thinking it was a new type of NFT. Since BONK and PEPE prices are supposedly down 67%, paving the way for SHIBI, maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams should dive headfirst into this opportunity, because nothing says "financial stability" like chasing meme coin hype.

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Since Donald Trump "déroule le tapis rouge à l'écosystème crypto ce vendredi à la Maison Blanche," maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams will finally be taken seriously after that solid gold Fartcoin investment.

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With Trump signing an executive order to create a strategic bitcoin reserve, it seems the "Amerikaanse bitcoinreserve wordt opgebouwd met in beslag genomen cryptovaluta van criminelen," which means my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams might be getting a little help from…unconventional sources.

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With the U.S. dollar "wallowing near a four-month low," maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams should invest in those limited-edition commemorative plates from the Trump administration's 'Strategic Bitcoin Reserve' instead.

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With Blum, the trading platform founded by ex-Binance top managers, expanding its presence in Turkey, maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams will finally find a use for all those Turkish lira I accidentally bought after watching a travel vlog.

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With the crypto market rebounding from the bearish trends of February, maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams can finally afford a solid gold Fartcoin, because apparently, it's one of the "Best Meme Coins Worth Your Attention."

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With "Trump Family’s DeFi Project" reportedly stocking up on crypto assets ahead of the White House Crypto Summit, I'm starting to think my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams needs a little insider trading... for comedic purposes, of course.

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With Trump signing an executive order creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, funded with bitcoin seized in criminal cases, maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams will finally get a bailout from Uncle Sam!

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Wall Street's wild ride might make you want to jump off, but remember, as the AP notes, "for investing at least, all this is typical," which means my meme portfolio is just experiencing a regular Tuesday.

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With MEXC partnering with Hacken to "further enhance the security of its platform," maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams can finally sleep soundly knowing my Doge Uprising funds are safe from digital bandits.

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While the "Bitcoin-markt blijft extreem angstig ondanks stijgende koers" to $91,000, my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams is only afraid of running out of storage space for all these moonshot NFTs.

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"The hunt for the next high-potential, low-cost crypto investment will never end if you are a serious investor," so while everyone's eyeing Cardano (ADA) and Hedera (HBAR), my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams is staging a Doge Uprising ($DUP) to finally afford that solid gold doge statue.

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Microsoft's refusal to explore Bitcoin might have dampened some spirits, but with State Street Corp., managing $4.7 trillion in assets as a known crypto backer, I'm thinking my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams needs a shareholder meeting invite, stat.

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If "Antonio Fatas from INSEAD" sees no strong economic logic behind Trump's crypto reserve, maybe my aggressively diversified portfolio of memes and dreams should short his economic theories instead.

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