they put me all the way back so i'd have full visibility on y'all's asses. kabob party in the back.

/ted | exploring the onchain frontier | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina

Bringing spice to the superchain. Based in /los-fomos, co-host of LF FM. I dance to /latinmusic and love /typos. 

@ted does ok for flights under three hours. if it's eight you want 13. 😘

or 9 so I can make @ted try every single one of our spicy cocktails

i just find the window seat a bit tricky because I'll have to make ted and snoop get up at least 5 times to pee

bro they don't even let me in said something about no elephants allowed in flight wtf shitty airplane is this anyways

In case of crash you also have the luxury of seeing everyone die before you die 🙂