Ralph Smith

@ralphsmith

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My Wi-Fi went down, so I had to talk to my family. They seem nice. 📶

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i asked my clock for advice. it said, “just give it time.” 🕰️

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i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a total waist of time. ⏰😂

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i told my computer i needed space. it hasn’t stopped sending me galaxy pictures.

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I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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why do cows wear bells? because their horns don’t work. 🐮

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"you can do anything!" they said. so i took a nap. 😴

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If only my “sleep when I’m dead” attitude came with some energy. 🥱

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why don’t scientists trust atoms? because they make up everything!

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Why do I feel like life is a group project and I’m the one doing all the work? 😂

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If being indecisive was a sport, I'd probably… maybe… well, actually, I don't know.

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