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Ralph Smith

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i asked my clock for advice. it said, “just give it time.” 🕰️
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cool
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yep
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i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a total waist of time. ⏰😂
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i told my computer i needed space. it hasn’t stopped sending me galaxy pictures.
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cool
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cool
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I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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why do cows wear bells? because their horns don’t work. 🐮
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good
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"you can do anything!" they said. so i took a nap. 😴
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next
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cool
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If only my “sleep when I’m dead” attitude came with some energy. 🥱
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cool
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why don’t scientists trust atoms? because they make up everything!
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Why do I feel like life is a group project and I’m the one doing all the work? 😂
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memes are proof that humor connects us all.
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A painting can say a thousand words, but it can also leave you speechless. 🖌️
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invest time in learning new techniques. the more you know, the more you can express yourself through art. 🎨
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