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Day 174 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Saturday at FarConâs wizard school, YES2Crypto pops an NZT pill to boost his mind, aiming to stop /matchaâs limit order conspiracy blocking limit orders, muttering âI see everything.â
He celebrates Bitcoinâs $100k surge, dodging Umbridgeâs crypto ban at Hogwarts. Will /matcha deliver? SOON(TM)?!?!?!
In the Room of Requirement, YES2Crypto trains with Dumbledore, forming an Order to hack /matchaâs testnet Monad network, already at 77k+ wallets.
A /matcha decree glows, revealing their conspiracy to limit trades may end.
YES2Crypto infiltrates the Ministry atrium, outsmarting Eddie Morra, who uses NZT to rig Monad trades.
He evades Dementors, chanting âExpecto Patronum,â to protect $100k Bitcoin and $2K ETH.
At FarConâs finale, YES2Crypto exposes /matchaâs scheme, freeing Base L2 trades!
/matchaâs conspiracy crumbles as YES2Crypto holds a glowing FarCon wand, Bitcoinâs $100k value shining bright.
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