not as pathetic as his sex tape and maybe on par with giuliani's hair melting lol

husband, father of two sexy girls, crypto community manager, bizniz owner and opinionated conservative. jesus guns girls america 🇺🇸

@wake.bsky.social

lol how didn’t I know about his sex tape

Cuz wake framed it oddly. Hulk was smashing his best friends girl kek

😭😭😭
That’s savage
I know he was a great wrestler back then

Haha bro hulk hogan is a legend. Doesn't get more American IMHO. 

Meanwhile kamala be suckin dikkkkk we just haven't caught in on tape.