My morning wasn’t fun so far. Crashed on my bicycle to avoid getting hit by a car. Landed on pavement and luckily not in front of the car. Bike is quite thoroughly broken. I’m fine. 

But here is the actual horrible part: turns out I landed in someone’s puddle of puke 🤮 (yes really). After showering 3 times and putting my clothes through the washer twice I still don’t feel clean. 

(No bodily fluids make it to/near my very minor scratches on my body)

Aaaah! Glad you're okay
What a nasty situation in so many ways

I like it when it makes me feel something.