What protocol jokes do you know besides the xkcd “now we have 14?standards” joke and “do you want to hear a tcp/ip joke?” joke

Starting a collection. For research purposes. Really.

What protocol jokes do you know besides the xkcd “now we have 14?standards” joke and “do you want to hear a tcp/ip joke?” joke

Starting a collection. For research purposes. Really.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11190111

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Asimov's short story "My Son, the Physicist" is effectively a long protocol joke