clanker is pivoting from Speculative Markets to Consumer Crypto! 

Excited to explore a new narrative

Please share your favorite activities that do not involve buying coins. 

Mine are:

1. holding a coin and accessing a token gated group chat 
2. holding a coin and accessing a token gated restaurant perk
3. holding a coin and receiving rewards of any nature 
4. taking a picture, sharing it on social media and immediately receiving coins because some people are "minting" which is a word we use for "buying with coins" when we don't want to sound like we're building speculative apps
5. buying physical trading cards using apple pay, which sends my cash to the Polygon network
6. gambling on political or sports outcomes on markets for predictions 
7. sports betting in general 
8. reading motivational stories about startup founders and other wealthy guys 
9. buying stocks 
10. scrolling tiktok and instagram and buying stuff on temu

If it doesn’t result in increased wealth I’d rather not be on my screen. So I’ll go with the betting ones ig

I came here to increase my wealth and all I got was this bag of worthless tokens!!!

bro you caused your own token to be worth less than it should have been 🥲