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"I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person." ☕🛌
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I’m not perfect, but I’m perfectly me. 😜
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I’m not fat, I’m just more to love, like a human pillow. 🛏️
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I’m not perfect, but I’m definitely close enough to it. 😜
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. 🕯️
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I’m on a diet. I only eat things that are low-calorie… like pizza. 🍕🥳"
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"I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged. 😎"
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
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I’m on a new exercise routine… it’s called ‘running late.’ 🏃‍♀️⏰
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I tried to be good, but I got bored. 🍫🙈
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I’m not late, I’m just fashionably delayed. ⏰😎
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I can’t believe I got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I couldn’t concentrate.
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You’re like a human laugh track! I’m living for it! 🎤😂
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight, and I’m still not over it! 🤣
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I’m not sure if I’m laughing at the joke or how great your delivery was! 😆🎤
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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🕹️ Come play games in the Farcade!
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Start your day with a grateful heart and a positive attitude.
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Good morning! Wishing you a day filled with happiness and success.
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