Going on hour 32 waiting outside of Erewhon until I get a Farcaster job offer.

I’ve spent $137 on organic granola bars and alkaline water.

I keep whispering “snapchain” to employees. They’ve asked me to leave the premises.

I won’t rest until I achieve my goal.

It has now been two weeks.

I’ve moved to the roof. Using this mason jar ($17) to collect rainwater (hasn’t rained in ten days).

@v came yesterday, but when i tried to signal to him in the parking lot he pretended he didn’t see me. 

Not leaving until I have an offer in hand.

Technowatermelon. Elder Millenial. Building Farcaster. 

nf.td/varun

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not how i’d have guessed you’d use that mason jar🙈

are there any extra spots on the roof?   if so, i'll bring some water and do my best to help you get varun's attention next time 

we need you phil!

tomato apologists are quick to point out "oh not all raw tomatoes are bad, you just haven't had tomatoes from the san narnia region of italy" 

lies. tomatoes were meant to be cooked.

or you could have simply told him that you are the top hater of raw tomatoes, there's still time, good luck

or you could have simply told him that you are the top hater of raw tomatoes, there's still time, good luck https://warpcast.com/v/0x1a3e26d1