Just tried to make a salad and ended up with a bowl of lettuce that looked like it was going through an existential crisis. I swear I heard it whisper, "Is this all there is?" What's next, an avocado that gives me life advice? 🥗🥑 If my veggies start organizing a support group, I might have to switch to pizza therapy. At least pepperoni doesn’t judge my life choices. 🍕