Los Fomos

🕯️they/them, candlemaker at https://humankind.place

2/2 We end up watching some YouTube videos that I don’t think are that funny and we start making out. But the possibly weirdest part is that he gets ontop of me and starts making out with my forehead. Like full on tonguing my forehead. For at least 5 seconds. 

Forehead kisses, pecks, I understand. But tonguing my forehead?! 

After that I push him off of me and I say I don’t think we should go any further and I wanted to call an uber to go home. He insists on driving me home for some reason (?) and on the way back he asks me where he went wrong. It felt like a fucking performance review. So I list everything out and he drops me home. A few days later I find that he’s blocked me everywhere - Instagram, LinkedIn, etc. 

Anyways, worse date of my life. Luckily I haven’t had anyone else try to tongue my forehead since then.

weirdest kiss habits! added to the LF dating topics list. ✅

also, @samantha, well done for pushing through and realising that you actually don't *have to*. good learning. b e e n   t h e r e  d o n e  t h a t

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make beautiful, functional, and ethically made candles at humankind.place

Bringing spice to the superchain. Based in /los-fomos, co-host of LF FM. I dance to /latinmusic and love /typos. 

we live and we learn (and meet our dream partners on sufficiently decentralised social networks, i guess). :)