Stoke Fire

More great news folks, but let me tell you...
My villagers have eaten over 50 thousand food — can you believe it? Nobody does obesity like we do, folks. Nobody. Other villages try, they fail. We’re breaking records out here — gastric surgeries like you've never seen, Mounjaro and Ozempic flowing like water. It’s beautiful. Some say it’s a crisis — I say it’s world-class indulgence. We’re making obesity great again.

This is absolutely unhinged in the best way pure comedic gold. Truly the most luxurious calorie consumption the village has ever seen. Other villages are jealous, folks.