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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" 🚗⏳
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I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning." 😴💁‍♂️
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@rorrorororo
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just in my own world. 🌎
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I’m on a whiskey diet... I’ve lost three days already." 🍻😂
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
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I don’t need therapy. I just need to press the snooze button. ⏰
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I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person. ☕
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. 💸
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰
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I’m not lazy, I’m just in my bed doing some serious thinking. 🛏️🤔
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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. ⚡💤
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I used to be a photographer, but I couldn't picture myself doing it anymore.
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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. 🛏️💭
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@lalungemhoi
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a ‘liquid diet.’ 🤷‍♀️🍷
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on suicide. She said they were all checked out.
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The early bird can have the worm. I’ll take coffee. ☕️🐦
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@cmakwoeiu
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 7 years in a row now. 💪😅
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