In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot.


Cohost:  /powermonday /itavideo 💪leader of PUSH-UP CLUB 💪

Man there were so many lies... 

1.  If I played on escalators, my pants could get caught on the stairs and I would get sucked under and DIE and have to live under the stairs.  WHAT A CLASSIC by Mom Burr 🤣 
2.  They told me I was allergic to alcohol, I thought this one was a lie, turns out it wasn't and I could and will die
3.  I was adopted so I thought all kids arrived by plane, I don't think they corrected me on this one for a long time

Forgive me for my ignorance, but alcohol allergies are pretty common in Asian people right?

A core memory for me is going to a house party with mainly Asian folks and they were all beet red from drinking 😂

The ticker is $BERRY
/strawberry - https://www.base.org/name/oppai

I'm like DEATHLY allergic.  My heart basically tries to explode.

I clutch my edibles like a white woman clutches her pearls.