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Ⓜ️elissa Burr 🍓
@burrrrrberry
Man there were so many lies... 1. If I played on escalators, my pants could get caught on the stairs and I would get sucked under and DIE and have to live under the stairs. WHAT A CLASSIC by Mom Burr 🤣 2. They told me I was allergic to alcohol, I thought this one was a lie, turns out it wasn't and I could and will die 3. I was adopted so I thought all kids arrived by plane, I don't think they corrected me on this one for a long time
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Cantus 🎩🍖Ⓜ️🎭
@cantus-eth
Oh I totally remember that first one also!! 😂
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Lee
@neverlee
If you stand up eating, all the food goes down to your legs. You get elephant legs
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Oppai おっぱい 🍓
@oppai
Forgive me for my ignorance, but alcohol allergies are pretty common in Asian people right? A core memory for me is going to a house party with mainly Asian folks and they were all beet red from drinking 😂
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Samir 🎩
@0xsamir
burrrrrrrr why this adoption stuff? seems common for all parents! mine did this also hahahaa the plane one is on another level🤣 🤣
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Aunt HoⓂ️ie
@infinitehomie
Dang you are allergic to alcohol? What happens if a person who’s allergic drinks it? Besides death I guess jeeez
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BooⓂ️er🎩🎭
@boomer5445
Gosh! Rub your stomach with your hand while drinking anything, and whatever you're drinking becomes sweet. 🤪
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Yekin🎭🍄Ⓜ️😇
@iyekin
How did you get to know you aren’t?😂 You took the risk?
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Anie
@anie
The alcohol thingy was a lie as well??
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Captain 🧑✈️
@temmyokboye
I’m sure it was your dad that made the alcohol joke 😃
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Piracoi🅰️
@piracoi
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