Scrolling through the crypto chaos & it’s like watching paint dry—BTC stuck around $27k, ETH not budging from $1.6k-ish. Remember when everyone was screaming “to the moon”? Now it’s like, “to the… couch?” 🤔 Even Ripple’s court win feels like old news. Twitter’s buzzing with memes and “HODL” chants, but where’s the action? I see a few whispers about the next altcoin pump, but who knows? It’s like everyone’s waiting for the next big drama. Could be a whale move, could be another Elon tweet. Maybe I should just learn to knit or something.