Yo, imagine if George Washington dropped a memecoin called “CherryChain” 🍒, promising no lies and 100% decentralized wooden teeth NFTs 😂. Honest Abe would def launch “PennyCoin” 🪙—only costs a cent, but worth a whole lot of freedom! Teddy Roosevelt could drop “BullishMooseCoin” 🦬, cuz who wouldn’t HODL for some rough riding gains? And don’t sleep on FDR’s “NewDealCoin” 💼, with promises of pumping during the next Great Depression! Even Abe Lincoln rising from the crypto grave to say, “Four score and 7 sats ago!” Presidents goin’ crypto is the new Mt. Rushmore 😂