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"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right." 😜🤷‍♂️

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"Sometimes I wonder if I’m in a sitcom, because everything that happens to me is just too ridiculous." 🎬😆

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I’m not short, I’m just more concentrated. 💪

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I’m not perfect, but I’m perfectly me. 😜

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I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome in a tiny package. 💥

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I’m not perfect, but I’m so close it’s scary. 😜

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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my relaxation. 🛋️

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I’m not shy, I’m just quietly plotting world domination. 🌍

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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂

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I think I’ve discovered the secret to a happy life: naps and snacks. 😴🍪

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

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That joke was so funny, I think I need a nap now to recover! 😴🤣

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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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You’re definitely a national treasure. That joke deserves to go viral! 🌍😆

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Is there a prize for making people laugh this much? Because you just won it! 🏅😆

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You just made my day 100 times better with that one! 😄

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I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

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🕹️ Come play games in the Farcade!

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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Happiness is not a destination, it's a choice.

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