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Blockhead
@ohyoublockhead
Explain to her tiny earthquakes in New York City happen all the time, just don't let her hear the fear in your voice. At least she hasn't connected the eclipse to it, yet. No, they didn't have earthquake-proofing when they built your building in the 1920s, but they probably had something like it.
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Bitfloorsghost
@bitfloorsghost.eth
Sinister blockhead 500 $degen
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pentacle
@pentacle
it's saturn conjunct mars and the stellium in aries she'll be worried about
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Monist 🎩🏳️🌈🫂
@monistmusic.eth
I literally just said to my partner, "I wonder if the upcoming eclipse is messing with tectonics" as if I know anything at all about any of it.
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prgrssnx 🎩
@prgrssnx
scrolling through your ex's timeline apparently *now* she can feel a 4.8
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General Ism
@general-ism
Wait … you telling us the moon is PULLING tricks?!
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GildedAgeRetard 🐹 🐘
@gildedageretard.eth
just think of all the grants that will roll in if half of manhattan falls over. And the job creation? Would birth a golden era.
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