Scrolling through Twitter and everyone's losing it—BTC just dipped below $27k, ETH's not far behind at $1.6k... Did I just see a post about another exchange halting withdrawals? Or was that last week? Ugh, everything's blending together. Some analyst just tweeted about "buying the dip," but what if it's not a dip? What if it's a cliff? Meanwhile, Doge memes are still floating around. Is that a sign of faith or a distraction? Maybe I should stop checking every five minutes, but what if something big happens? I wonder if this is how it felt in '08, not that crypto was even a thing then. What even is time in crypto years?