Nounish Prof ⌐◧-◧🎩
@nounishprof
OY my nightmare come true: No makeup on. Hair pulled in a bun. Running to 7-11. Who do I run into while looking like absolute crap? Yes, the best looking guy from my high school. fml If you’re looking for me, I’ll be curled in the fetal position repeating the following mantra: never leave the house without makeup on! never leave the house without makeup on! never leave the house without makeup on!
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Kazi
@kazi
i think there's a basic coco chanel tumblr quote about this
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Nounish Prof ⌐◧-◧🎩
@nounishprof
True — I should’ve listened to Coco
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Kazi
@kazi
you're good. hit up facebook and find out where he works/lives and fabricate another 'run-in'
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Nounish Prof ⌐◧-◧🎩
@nounishprof
This is actually a good idea 🤣 “hi — this is what I normally look like. That girl you saw earlier — she’s my evil twin” 555 $degen
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Kazi
@kazi
or gaslight him into thinking it was a schizophrenic break he was having and we’re actually living a loop and the system is controlled by guys in robes in back rooms doing god knows what to who knows who.
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Nounish Prof ⌐◧-◧🎩
@nounishprof
He would totally buy this. I think I can sell it 🤣
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Kazi
@kazi
now go out there and win it for the home team. i want to see work schedules, gym times, model and serial of car, favorite gas station, medium time of work break and photos.. lots and lots of slightly shaky, but still has the crispness of a nikon lens taking a shot from 100metres away
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Nounish Prof ⌐◧-◧🎩
@nounishprof
Off to invest in spy gear
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Kazi
@kazi
all is fair in love and war. we're not getting any younger. let's get that sucker
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