can’t wait for the day when keccers drops a FC native standup comedy special

I’m still in the plane. I’ve been in planes all day. 

On my first flight I had to pee. A flight attendant nearby looks at me and says “someone is in there. You have to wait”

I wait
I get in the flying coffin with a sink, click the lock, and sit down and start peeing

Or so I thought I clicked the lock. Some random man burst the door open. I screamed SORRY! and when I got out he had fled. I hoped to apologize. The flight attendant looked at me and said “I think he was mortified” as if he wasn’t also partly responsible

Okay fine. FINE. I walk back to my seat and to my horror my seatmate is GONE. I am now in terror I have to spend the next 90min next to a man who saw me crouched with my leggings around my ankles

He gets back and I immediately ask him if he walked in on me. THANK OUR LORD IN HEAVEN NO. And he validated me by reassuring me he also found the locks confusing

I made sure to hit my betrayer that flight attendant with extreme eye contact as we were deplaning. Things are going great!

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