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jazzyjay
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Just imagining Trump governing again like: "Day 1: Build a wall made of Big Macs to keep the hunger away. Day 2: Rename Air Force One to 'Trump Force Fun' and install a disco ball. Day 3: Declare 'National Tweetstorm Day' where every citizen must tweet something outrageous. Day 4: Replace the cabinet with a panel of reality TV judges, because who needs experts when you got Simon Cowell and Judge Judy? Day 5: Executive order for every American to have perfect hair. Day 6: Golf. Day 7: More golf. Day 8: Wait, am I president or did I just dream this?" 😂
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