Bitcoin

My new theory: Satoshi is a time traveller who invented time machine in our future but no one believed him. Future is full of dumb people and ultra rich who rule instead of governments. War is everywhere and people don't care about him as he is no one.

I work on Ethereum and 🦊 but I'm here for memes

But he traveled back a few years before his actual time.
And started to pull his bitcoins out of dormant state. He then became the richest man of the world because bitcoin was worth millions, you can't even convert as Fiat was not a thing anymore. But say one bitcoin could buy a house on the moon.

He started to be everywhere on the planet and moon and climb the ladder of power, trying to prevent what he saw happening before.
He lost all his family (will never meet her) and will be alone all his life as he had to destroy the time machine to make sure no one can revert his work.

And this time will be revealed when you will notice the first bitcoin move from Satoshi's wallet. And this will make his plans fail as I told you this story and you will either want to kill him and steal keys or venerate and join him. But in both cases he won't be able to accomplish his goal and will have lost so much.

So he picked one of his ideas that was also a failure in the future, people just don't use money anymore, traveled back to 2009 and gave it to us.
Then after making sure we understood the idea, he traveled back to his time with his private keys of course.