Hardly ever do threads but this failed pirate takeover of the west ham club is too funny not to chronicle 

Starts with pirates flooding into the club and voting Captain Bunny for President

Pirates quickly realize that the incumbent president has a ton of votes and will be hard to overthrow 

@makesy.eth were you the scout on this one, sending your brethren on a suicide mission??

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Making matters worse, they realize it’s middle of the night for Laurence (the President) who lives in the UK

Nobody to even hear out their demands

Calls for holding the line ring out as panic starts to set in for the pirates

Hedging their doomed attack, the pirate leaders pledge their allegiance and admiration to Laurence (for now)

Somewhere along the way the ceo and founder of Wintermute takes over as president

There’s actually been a lot of high quality discourse in the club since then. This is getting long though, so I’ll cap it with this hilariously accurate synopsis of the pirates and their similarities to FT the app (s/o @0xwives)

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