Nerd-E 🎩🔮
@nerdy
(At newscorp headquarters) “There is too much negativity! I want every story introduced with a positive spin!” (That evening) “Citizens of most major cities saw an unexpected boost to their solar panel production during the nuclear flashes, saving money on electricity bills…”
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Roadu 🎩🦊
@roadu
why shouldn't we use hair conditioner after exposure to nuclear radiation and how long should we not use it for please?
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