Eggs are expensive, kids are
getting plastic eggs with cash inside. But not because eggs are expensive, that’s bullshit no one gives real eggs. Issue
is sugar is fucking up teeth.

Anyhow, cash substitutes for glucose, in a plastic mold that substitutes for painted chicken eggs that symbolize fertility. 

Plato must be screaming.

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.

Just one of those “why exactly am I doing this?” moments when putting cash into eggs late at night for a household that is unapologetically athiest. 

For the sense of normalcy, I suppose. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 
And having fun essentially requires an excuse or something.