New definition of vegetable:

Grows on a plant and you can eat it with ranch dressing.

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My favorite way to eat my veggies for sure. Guess that's what I get for growing up in Midwest.

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I also eat curly fries with ranch. Therefore it is a vegetable.

The curls are cool but the seasoning on those is typically meh

Hence the ranch. 

There was this guy in Wiesbaden Germany who used to put amazing seasoning on fries that he sold with rotisserie chicken. Every fry since then is miserable and must be drown in Ranch.