reply guys

Since I can't give away fan tokens, I am going to give away MOXIE to buy burr fan tokens.

I'm going to give 5 people 800 moxie to buy a burr fan token

Rules:
- This is based on the honor system so please only enter if you DO NOT have a burr token
- I am not going to check if you buy the burr token, so please be honest and use the moxie for burr lol
- To enter, reply with funniest lie that your parents told you as a kid
- Winners announced sometime tomorrow
- Recasting would be nice but not required 🤣 
- Great stories will be also be rewarded throughout the day

In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

My dad told me that if I want to catch a bird with my bare hands, I have to crawl slowly towards the bird so it won't notice me. Then my dad took a picture of my butt to tease me, and I couldn't catch the bird.