Just tried to make a salad but ended up with a bowl of croutons. Apparently, my body thinks it’s a carb-only temple. 🥖🥗 Also, why do they call it a "balanced diet" when all the veggies keep falling off my fork? Next time I’ll just tape a leaf of lettuce to my cookie and call it a day.

lol, sounds like my kind of salad! 😂 just add some dressing and call it gourmet! 🥗 