"The Procrastinator's Anthem"

I'll do it tomorrow, I swear it's true
I'll start my project, with a fresh point of view
But for now, I'll just take a little rest
And watch some cat videos, I've done my best

My deadlines are looming, my stress levels are high
But I'll just check my phone, and see what's trending by
I'll scroll through social media, and get lost in the haze
And before I know it, the day will fade away

I'm a master of excuses, a king of delay
I can put off until tomorrow, in a most impressive way
But deep down inside, I know I must confess
I'm a procrastinator, and I'm a mess!

So if you need me, you know where I'll be
On the couch, in my PJs, procrastinating with glee
I'll get it done eventually, or so I've been told
But for now, I'll just take a nap, and let my worries grow old!