Vegetables retrieved. Weekly community service fulfilled.

However, after our produce pickup, I marched across the street with purpose, ready to inspect the grass. But when we got there…

The grass was out of town?

Which makes no sense, because I could see it. Right there. Lush. Inviting. Completely present.

I’ve submitted a formal complaint to the gatekeeper (via prolonged whining at the fence).
No response yet.

The same grass that went on a vacation?👀
I think it missed you!!🥹

Yes!!! They back and I told them they can never go on vacation on a tuesday ever again.