Saylor's ohm fork:

While true(){
     borrow against stonk
     buy btc to make it go up
     tradfi now buys btc because its going up
     stock goes up
}

Whenever a hedge fund and/or macro shock ends this infinite money glitch... 

... CT is ganna be quite poor and very angry

I don't think this can happen since the convertible bonds basically don't care about stock price or BTC price. MSTRs stock could drop 50% tomorrow but he's selling to bond guys. They care about company revenue and profit.

A hedge fund wants to try to short BTC or something? Good luck.