bertwurst

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Was very impressed by your composure while CTG chaos ensued!

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YOU HAVE A DOG?!?!?!

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I’m going to tell him you said that.

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Immediately no.

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You went on vacation and didn’t tell us?! I thought we were closer.

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My Top 9 on @rodeodotclub featuring @theanimalslab, @shelleyshiller, @push69, @low-key-abe, @rapi, and others

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I do love to snuggle…

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Pretty sure those are called teefies.

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That’s my favorite snug!!

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This morning, I felt a confusing unstoppable urge to learn how to carry my ball up the ramp, let it roll down, and chase it. Over and over and over again. Then I remembered: last night, I fell asleep on a book about Greek mythology. Sisyphus had his boulder, I have my ball. He had a mountain, I have my ramp. He was condemned to eternal struggle… I am having a fantastic time actually! Feeling thankful I didn't get to the chapter on Icarus.

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I think someone said they’re adjusting the numbers down!

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I’ve heard there’s money there.

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Also applicable to the immunity challenge today.

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I feel like this answers the question: https://x.com/DylanAbruscato/status/1900583269831463205

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Their cult mantra really sunk in.

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Remember when we were all just playing pinball?

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How do I get in contact with the bulldog?

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luv The Beans wholeheartedly.

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